Šťastie v nešťastí, Lívii sa narodilo dieťa, no doma spadla na hranu stola.

Lívia z Kurvulblogu a jej priateľ David naplnili svoje tradičné manželstvo a narodil sa im zdravý chlapec. Mal by sa volať Štefan-Vladimír-Marián Garčár.

David sa nám zdôveril, že je šťastný otec, no je veľmi prekvapený, že to šlo aj bez hriechu (fyzického splynutia), ku ktorému podľa neho vôbec nedošlo. David si spočiatku myslel, že išlo o malý vianočný zázrak.

„Všetko bolo úžasné, na nebi svietila vianočná hviezda keď Lívia porodila a moje presvedčenie o zázraku bolo také skutočné, no potom sa objavili nejakí traja KOK*TI s darmi, a hneď mi bolo všetko jasné.“ povedal Dávid.

„V biblii sa už objavil príbeh kde žena takto jedného chalanka oje*ale, ja sa takto oklamať nenechám, Líviu som sa po krátkej úvahe teda rozhodol opustiť.“ uzavrel rozhorčený Dávid.

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