MINISTERSTVO VNÚTRA MINIE 3,5 MILIÓNA EUR NA KVALITNEJŠIE VIDEÁ O ŠIMEČKOVI

BRATISLAVA. Hneď po vyhratých voľbách sa minister vnútra ale aj jeho kolegovia z iných ministerstiev pustili na sto percent do práce, ktorú od nich volič očakáva. Začali sa vo veľkom nahrávať na Facebook. Videá venujú mainstreamovým médiám, odkazujú a hodnotia opozíciu, no videá venujú hlavne jednému občanovi – Šimečkovi, o ktorom už vládni youtuberi natočili stovky hodín materiálu.

Zanedbané ministerstvá však onedlho dali o sebe vedieť, ľudia sa začali pýtať na lacnejšie potraviny a zložky po vedením Eštoka nedokázali zabrániť pokusu o atentát na premiéra SR. Vtedy si minister vnútra uvedomil, že niečo sa musí zmeniť. Podľa neho by tak videá o Šimečkovi, ktoré dáva pravidelne na sociálne siete, mali byť ešte kvalitnejšie a nahrávanie by malo byť ešte efektívnejšie.

Ministerstvo tak vypísalo tender na 3,5 milióna eur, v rámci ktorého nakúpi filmovú techniku, preškolí ministerských úradníkov na kameramanov a make-up špecialistov, a nájde scenáristu a režiséra. Údajne sa hľadá režisér, ktorý má skúsenosti z hollywoodskych veľkofilmov.

Po tejto investícii budú môcť občania SR sledovať videá o Šimečkových pocitoch, jeho zúfalosti keď spadne na Pohode stan alebo nekonečnej radosti keď Slovensko prehrá v ďalšom spore s EÚ, ešte častejšie a to v kvalite, ktorá sa vyrovná svetovej kino produkcii. Vláda zvažuje, že STVR bude mať nový kanál STVR Š, na ktorom by vládni politici na striedačku 24 hodín rozprávali o Šimečkovi. Podľa vlády občanov SR zaujíma, čo je nové u Šimečku a majú na tieto informácie právo.

Nejde pritom podľa nich ani tak o Šimečkových voličov, ktorí si informácie vedia zistiť sami, ale skôr o voličov vládneho tábora. Tých zaujíma, ako si ich vybraní predstavitelia vykonávajú svoju prácu a kto vie o Šimečkovi rozprávať najlepšie.

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