Erik a ohnostroj

Mama Erika Kaliňáka žiada ,aby ste na Nový rok nepoužívali pyrotechniku, deti sa boja.

Na Slovensku v poslednej dobe prebehla obrovská propaganda aby sme nepoužívali pyrotechniku kvôli plašeniu divokej zveri alebo kvôli našim domácim miláčikom.

No vyzerá, že sa zabudlo na to najcennejšie – naše deti!

Matka Erika Kaliňáka nám opísala ako vyzerá prežívanie polnoci na Nový rok v ich byte. Erik sa vraj krčí v rohu, niekedy zalezie pod stôl alebo si dá slúchadlá a hrá MINECRAFT, no aj tak sa trasie. Vie totiž čo sa deje vonku. Pri minuloročnom ohňostroji sa vraj Erikovi tak triasla ruka, že si polial vodou celé nohavice (viď. foto).

Vyjadril sa aj Andrej Medvecký a vyjadrenia Erikovej mamy plne podporil. “Nenávidím Silvester, hrozne sa bojím keď to vonku búcha. Pripomína mi to totiž zvuk, keď mama kričí aby som sa odsťahoval a našiel si konečne robotu a trieska dverami.” vysvetlil vystrašený Andrej.

Je na mieste sa teda zamyslieť či sa nejedná o politickú objednávku a ohňostroje nestrieľajú liberáli, aby vystrašili správnych slovanských chlapov a Erika.

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