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„MOJA ŽENA SA ZAČALA DUSIŤ KVÔLI RÚŠKU, MÔJ HRDINSKÝ SUSED JEJ NAŠTASTIE DAL VČAS UMELE DÝCHANIE.“

Jeho manželka bola sama doma a zo strachu z Matoviča mala na sebe rúško, začala sa dusiť a kašlať, čo našťastie začul sused a okamžite šiel ženu zachrániť.

„Bol to hrozný pohľad, keď som prišiel z práce moja žena bola spotená a zadýchaná v posteli, našťastie jej už sused dával umelé dýchanie a masáž hrudníka.“ opísal Štefan.

Žena už mala na krku zvláštne podliatiny (viď. foto), zrejme jej už začali odumierať svaly na krku z nadbytku CO2 v rúšku.

„Nikomu toto neprajem, susedovi a mojej manželke trvalo asi 10 minút kým sa vykoktali čo sa vlastne stalo, boli veľmi vystrašení, tú vypätú situáciu a šok im naozaj nezávidím.“ doplnil Štefan.

Štefan dal svojmu susedovi kľúč od domu a poprosil ho aby mu ženu kontroloval pokojne aj každý deň, sused ponuku nadšene prijal!

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