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„NANOČIPY SÚ MINULOSŤ, MOJEJ ŽENE DALI MEGAČIP PRI KONTROLE PROSTATY”.

„Nanočipy vo vakcínach už nie sú najväčší problém, mojej manželke dali pri kontrole prostaty do tela megačip.“ tvrdí náš fanúšik.

Ľuboš neveril vlastným očiam keď sa vrátil domov z protestu proti vláde. Prišiel predčasne, keďže zmokol od vodného dela.

„Bol u nás akurát sused, bol zadýchaný, asi pomáhal mojej žene posúvať nejakú skriňu, keď som vošiel do kúpeľne tak žena sa sprchovala, všimol som si, že jej zo zadného otvoru trčí nejaký predmet…
najprv som si to nechcel pripustiť, nemohol som tomu uveriť… moju ženu začipovali“

Jeho manželka vraj chvíľu rozmýšľala ale potom si spomenula, že bola pred pár dňami na kontrole prostaty a tento predmet vraj môže mať v tele odvtedy.

Sused aj jeho manželka vraj súhlasili s teóriou, že ide o prvý dôkaz existencie megačipu, sused bol vraj z toho taký rozrušený, že predmet si zobral a utekal ho odniesť niekde na analýzu.

Prečo nám toto lekári robia? Veď podpísali hipochondrovu prísahu! to im nie je nič sväté?

(fanúšik poslal fotku megačipu no nechcel byť zverejnený, takže sme mu prekryli tvár)

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