10 vecí, ktoré nemôžete robiť po očkovaní kvôli magnetickej energii, ktorú vyžarujete

Ak ste sa dali začkovať, už niet cesty späť. Môžeme vás aspoň varovať pred nástrahami, ktoré na vás čakajú, na základe skúseností našich čitateľov a okoloidúcich astrofyzikov.

1. Nemôžete sa prechádzať po skládkach odpadov

Jeden náš čitateľ sa prechádzal po skládke odpadu a pritiahol ho elektromagnet, na ktorom zomrel, pretože keď zaočkované rameno pritiahne iný silný magnet, nedá sa ich už rozdeliť.

2. Nemôžete sa prechádzať popri ceste a po parkovisku

Vaše rameno vás bude magnetickou silou priťahovať k autám a skôr či neskôr vás nejaké zrazí.

3. Nemôžete používať kompas

Vaša magnetická energia spôsobí, že kompas bude fungovať nesprávne. Tiež by ste nemali lietať, pretože magnet naruší komunikačné a navigačné systémy lietadla

4. Používanie mikrovlnky

Skúsili ste niekedy vložiť magnet do mikrovlnky? My nie, ale preventívne by sme ju na vašom mieste nepoužívali.

5. Obchody s nožmi

Nechoďte do obchodov, v ktorých predávajú nože. Pritiahnete ich a zabijú vás, pretože budú na vás letieť kovovou čepeľou dopredu

6. Utekajte pred peniazmi

Už vám nebudú chýbať peniaze, lebo ich budete konečne naozaj priťahovať, nie tak ako o tom hovoria motivační youtuberi. Skôr či neskôr odtiahnete peniaze od niekoho nebezpečného a ten vás zabije.

7. Nestretávajte sa s neočkovanými

Môžete im spôsobiť trvalé poškodenie zdravia a hlavne duševné poruchy. Napríklad nebezpečnú mozgovú kapacitu.

8. Nestretávajte sa so zaočkovanými

Keď sa stretnú dva silné elektromagnetické póly, spôsobí to gigantickú čiernu dieru a exploduje tak vesmír.

9. Nemajte pohlavný styk

Hlavne s ľuďmi z Japonska. Po vytiahnutí pohlavného údu sa môže stať, že bude rozpixelovaný. Toto môže platiť aj pre nezaočkovaných.

10. Tu si môžete doplniť akúkoľvek inú možnosť
V skutočnosti sú ešte bilióny vecí, ktoré očkovaní nemôžu robiť.

Ak máte ešte nejakú inú skúsenosť, napíšte v komentári a bude to pravda.

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